From Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail:

"Objective Journalism is hard to come by these days. We all yearn for it, but who can point the way?...Don't bother to look for it here- not under any byline of mine; or anyone else I can think of. With the possible exception of things like box scores, race results, and stock market tabulations, there is no such thing as Objective Journalism. The phrase itself is a pompous contradiction in terms."