She said: The worst thing about bad sex is
that it comes attached to people.
How can you be so cruel?
She said: If I was cruel, I'd say the same about good sex.
Oh, shut up.

Off to something entirely different:
Here goes, A Dumb and Pointless Tale (as simplified as possible)

“Once upon a time there was a cleaning girl that worked in a palace.
Nothing special about her, just an ordinary palace-cleaning-girl.
One day, however, she fell in love with the king's son.
She tried and tried to stop fantasizing about him but didn’t succeed. You see, her heart was young and innocent and this was her first love. In the end, she decided that she had to either do something about it or go mad.” (tbc)

Dear Ghost,
Please. Get out. Of my head. Now.
It’s not fucking fair.
Still, I kind of like it, in a slightly twisted way.
One day I’ll remember this and smile…