Think that's snow?

Seems like the winter is not over yet. But do you think the snow is real? It looks like snow and feels like snow but..the truth is its only another conspiracy. The Bush administration sent planes to carry snow all the way from Greenland, or maybe its just fake snow. You cant see the planes because they fly way above the clouds. Advanced technology- courtesy of NASA.
All this is part of a malicious plan to make us doubt the reality of global warming. I have my sources, you know.

Finally...I am more than pleased to announce that most of the winter is officially over. Don't be fooled by the cold. Summer is coming. Only four months left. Start counting. Days are getting longer. It's happening. We shall return to our only true home. We will be ourselves again. Away from this dark, miserable, wall-surrounded survival. Life is out there.